I have made it known, in the comment field, I call my house during the day and talk to Grace on my answering machine.
Since Ladd passed away she get's lonely. I know this cuz she told me so.
Every morning I tell her: Grace, I have to go make the kitty litter money.
Grace says: Just stay home. Call in sick or something cuz it's lonely here without you.
Reality is, I have to work. If I didn't work, I'd have to go live with Squirrel or Crab...and that would just be...wrong, not to mention, Squirrel has been known to boil an entire turkey.. Take it from me, boiled turkey sucks!
Ok, back to my post. I had this great idea last summer. I decided to call home and talk to Ladd and Grace. In all honesty, it was more because I get lonely living alone and coming home to an empty answering machine is just down right depressing. So I started calling home during the day. I would walk in, see the flashing red light, hit the 'play messages' button, but there wouldn't be any message's. It was just me, calling, and hanging up on myself. Oh, the big black cloud's really started rolling in after that.
So, I decided to talk to my pet's on my machine. Turn's out, they enjoyed this more then I did. Yea...My entire household has issue's. True story.
BTW, Grace is in my master bathroom window. I keep it open because I get hot and I smoke so this is how I let the fresh air in. Anytime it's open, Grace is sitting there.
I really should get a life.
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All of my link's are gone. So are all of your's.
I really need to start saving you all in my 'favorites'
Did you comment 1st on your post just to beat me? MANNY?
Thats very clever, I wish I'd of thought of that....Good Job!
Grace....kittykittykitty....
i got some 'pounce' in a can...
g-Grace doesn't eat pounce. I sent a pink can with her the day shw was declawed and she hasn't touched the stuff since.
Honored? Whatever.
I get it....
I'm outta work NOW!
Later Man-Eater!
Don't let crap spoil your day!!!
It's still Saturday!!
Tell me something, MS. Video Queen, about this shapeshifter.
I have never played a video game since Atari. There is a creature on the TV show Supernatural, and the creature is called a Shapeshifter. Is your game spooky?
...and another thing.
You call your cat, on the phone?...And she has a conditioned response aversion to pounce?
Can Grace play Euchre?
g-Grace play's canasta. She is pile obsessed.
Shape Shifter is not spooky, it's more an arcade type game.
I used to be addicted to 'Doom' a few year's back. Crab got that one for me too. She like's buying me game's and then we compete for high score.
btw, while looking at this picture, I noticed the tile look's dirty. It's not. The tile is pink and the grout is brown. Don't ask me, I didn't do it. Just another home project.
Good Night Manny.
Good Night Grace.
Mornin Manny!
I bet you didn't expect to see my smiling face so early huh?
MANNY!!!
g-I see you got a whole 18 minute's sleep last night. Sweet, loyal, g.
This doesn't count as being first.
What do you mean?
Who else is here?
7:38? Lazy!
OK..Good Mornin Manny.
Again!
manny I hate to break the news to you but if grace is anything like my cats she is sound asleep somewhere and never even hears your phone message.
Please don't be sad, it's the thought that counts.
tc
...Somehow I get the feeling that Mannys cat listens intently, and follows direction well.
OR ELSE!
I'm glad I have only two wild kids inside and they are busy all day long. I hate my phonebill already. Or are you calling from work? LOL.
g-I am so disappointed. Seem's you missed it.
tc-You missed it too.
Mone-I use my cell to call. No personal call's from work phone's. You have sweet kid's.
Maybe Crab will catch it, unless she is too busy trying to beat my high score.
Going out to eat now.
Missed something?
Are we getting cryptic now? Are you more than just a pretty face?
ME miss something?
Don't act like your not back yet.
All right Manny Mystery,
Maybe I'm not smart like you, but I know stuff.
Give me a clue as to what I supposed to of missed..Pleeeeeeeeeeese.
Jeez! Do I have to break everything down for you g?
I thought you would be the first to jump all over it.
Hello...I called and hung up on myself.
What? Did you just read my post and feel all kind's of sorry for me?
You are getting soft in your old age dear.
I'm soooo stupid!
You are right, I AM getting senile, But did you say soft?
..A man said YOU were right.
See how I kneel before the Queen?
g-I have had lot's of men tell me I'm right. Even when I am wrong, I admit it, so that make's me right too.
Nothing like a good lunch and a nap to put me back on top.
The Apex.
The Zenith.
The Epitome.
The Head Honcho.
The Top Banana.
Your IT!
Also, I have had several men kneel before...It's part of the interview process. LOL
Thanks for recognizing g.
The Queen " B "....
I know what you meant by "B"
See, you are smart!
Now go lay down!
You must rest up for 'work' tomorrow..Oh, I forgot.
I made beef terkioki for dinner.
Terrioki?
Terrifrickenwhatever, it sure turned out well, come on over!
I'm steppin out a bit so..
Good Nite Manny
Good Nite Grace
Teriaki
Good night g. Don't work too hard tomorrow. I hope you sell 3 corvette's, red one's.
Awww Grace is so cute. Now if I knew your number I would call you up and leave you a message every day! Then it wouldnt be just to grace. But then I would say hi to grace too!
ring ring ring ring...hello manny, this is Top cat..(hangs up)
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