Saturday, February 17, 2007

I DECEIVED SQUIRREL

I deceived the Squirrel and I don't feel bad about it at all.

What could I have possibly done to sweet, innocent, unsuspecting Squirrel?

I left my house a little early so that I could hit the grocery store before we hooked up today. I would have waited on her, but she has to touch everything in the store. She doesn't buy much, but she pick's everything up, look's at it, and put's it down. I just wasn't feeling all that today so I snuck out early to get done. Tee Hee

That is not how I deceived her though. She knew I was there. She called my cellphone and the battery was dying. We were cut off. I called her back and said: Hurry, we're gonna get cut off again....phone went dead. I called her again, she answered and said: I'll just meet you down at the Mexican place. I agreed.

I checked out and loaded my car. I almost started to feel guilty, so I called her again and told her I would just pick her up. She doesn't really like driving in the snow. She will, but I know she doesn't like it.

I honk the horn and she get's in the car. The deception was...I didn't tell her I had Mexican Thursday night or the left over's from that last night. I told her: I'm glad you said Mexican because I am starved for Mexican. I need Mexican bad!

I realize this can only mean I'll have to do the chinese buffet soon. Probably even tomorrow, but I just had good cheap Mexican food 3 days in a row. Mine is a sweet life I tell you.

You know, I was wondering...Why don't they have Mexican buffet's? I think they should.

33 comments:

G-Man said...

( knock knock knock )

Yes, this is an overnight delivery for Manny?
Please sign here that you took delivery of this Gas X Ultra....

( OH WOW! A whole Quarter tip...Nice panties though )

Manny said...

g-Thanks babe, I thought I was in trouble for a minute.

I thought you'd like white.

Manny said...

btw, What's for breakfast?

G-Man said...

Funny you should ask about breakfast..At the Farmers Market, they have this guy that brings in eggs from free range chickens. And they are 2 bucks a dozen..the brown ones!
And there is a country butcher that cures his own bacon. He will fresh slice it right off of the slab...to your liking.
Then we went to the Bakery, and got hot 'out of the oven' rye bread.
So I'm thinkin...
Eggs over easy
Hash browns
and toast.......Yeah!

Manny said...

Mmm, bacon. My favorite!

A lady at work brings me fresh brown eggs for free. She doesn't think I eat enough.

Can I have my eggs scrambled please.

I'll make the coffee.

barman said...

Silly, they have mexican buffets. The last new Mexican place I want to was a buffet. I was not to terribly impressed. There was a Mexican place inside the Renasaunce Center when I worked down town. Now that was a good one and they had Margaritas too. Yummm. Of course I did not imbibe since I was working. ;)

G-Man said...

Manny, I know your in bed, but I have to say this. I would absolutely be honored to prepare any kind of meal for you!
I do know my way around the kitchen...

Good Night Manny xo
Good Night Grace o

GAB said...

I cant eat mexican any more :(
But I did have Chinese today. It was buffet style. I always wondered why Menican didnt do buffet!

Manny said...

barman-I have never seen a Mexican buffet here where I live. If I were to find one and if it was any good, I would be there often. I wouldn't even need the margeritas, just the food.

g-Bacon. 1 lb. of good crisp (not burnt or rubbery) it has to be cooked just right. And yes, I can eat a pound of it.

2 scrambled eggs with American cheese melted in them. I just love american cheese melted in my eggs.

3 pieces of white...ok damn it I'll take whole wheat toast, but I insist on real butter!

I'll be drinking a cup of good strong coffee before I eat and will switch to sweet iced tea after that.

I can hear my arteries harden even as i type this.

Manny said...

In case you're wondering, bacon is one of my big weaknesses. I haven't bought any for over 9 month's because I eat it all.

I'll be cooking it and eating it as soon as it's finished. By the time breakfast hit's the table, there may be 7 or 8 pieces left to serve.

Other then bacon, I don't eat much pork. I'm a beef girl.

Anonymous said...

good morning manny, thanks for stopping by.
I'm in the process of trying to catch up on all the bloggers I've missed.

I don't think you were being deceptive, let's call it creative scheduling..:)

Mexican buffet..go for it, you could call it Manny's Mexican buffet.
Servers outfits would consist of Sombreo's and binkin's with pics of hot chili's in just the right places.

Manny said...

tc-Welcome home babe.

Wow! Guys would come even if the food sucked.

I take it this means you are still my fly boy and my appetite didn't scare you away.

I must of scared g cuz he hasn't been by yet today.

barman said...

g must be getting ready for the Daytona 500.

Mayny, I know it is not at all the same but ever try turkey bacon? I think it is a little better for you.

I could go through a pound if I wanted but I usually try to control myself on that. But yummm ... now I think I need to go out for breakfast. :(

Manny said...

Barman-I don't really like turkey bacon. That is why I stopped buying it all together. I don't buy soda either. I can't stand the diet stuff and if it's here I'll drink it.

Lack of self discipline I know. That's why I'm in a constant struggle to lose 20 lbs.

SignGurl said...

Do you eat a lot of refried beans? I've been eating them with cheese lately. I never liked them much before but since surgery they are yummy.

I can't do buffets of any kind. It makes me ill to think about how many people have touched the serving utensils before me and where their hands have been. Ugh, I just made myself sick thinking about it.

I hope you had a great breakfast, Manny.

Manny said...

sign-I didn't have breakfast. g stood me up.

I had charro beans for the first time yesterday. They were excellent.

It's the Squirrel that insist on the buffet's. I'm like you...I don't want to think about it. The only one I trust is our local Hometown. We know all the people that work there, they have all worked there for years and do an excellent job at keeping everything clean and fresh. It's the only place I know where the management will actually approach people about their children being at the food unattended. I have also seen them take food off and pitch it, if they see anything...um, going on.

I guess I just prefer being served.

Manny said...

Squirrel usually eats my refried beans and my rice. That's why I order a good appetizer with my meal. I like the main part way more then the sides.

barman said...

Dudete!

G-Man said...

Here I am!!
OK, I go to bed at 2:18am. You frickin start posting shit at 4:30?
WTF? one day a week it kinda catches up to me and this is the day..Sorry.
But on the lighter side, It's almost lunch time!

Good Afternoon Manny...
Burrito Buckeye
Storm Chasing Ant Killer
The Bacon Bimbo
Co-Conspirator...
Monday's off Manny

Manny said...

Barman-You're back. Did you go out to eat? Squirrel said earlier she wanted to stay in. Now she's calling me telling me how I'm blowing her off. Jeez!


g-yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes,and yes. I'm happy you slept. Now where is my breakfast? I haven't eaten yet and I'm hungry.

G-Man said...

Such Sympathy!
Such Sincerety!

OK, C'Mon...it's ready.

Manny said...

I am genuine...and hungry! What are we eating today?

Since I bought lunch yesterday, I'm hoping Squirrel will bring me food today. She's heading out, so I asked her to bring me a suprise. I hope she does.

I know, send thought's to Squirrel. Maybe if there is enough mental energy going at her she'll bring me something good.

G-Man said...

Let's just hope it's not Mexican!

G-Man said...

I'm tellin ya, N. High St...The Iron Pig!!

Good Eats.

G-Man said...

Manny After Dark?

..So now we get pics of empty bras, and snowy shit?
And posts about Mexican food and Chinese buffets?

RATS!!
I got Gypped!

And outside of family and Jenn, who loves you more than me?

Manny said...

g-Yes I have secret's. I used to post that crap last summer.

Also, I used to post HNT's of myself. That's why Osbasso has me linked to his hnt blog.

What? you don't like Manny gone funny? Or Boring Manny stuff?

You used to like it just fine, till you found out I have secret's.
*wink*

Oh, and I had a secret blog too, but I deleted that one for good. It'll never come back.

Manny said...

g-I'm sure you love me the most. Right back atcha babe.

G-Man said...

Jenns, got all my info.

Manny said...

g-LMAO, You realize we are carrying on 1 conversation on 2 blogs, don't you?

G-Man said...

Schizoid Blogging!

Manny said...

LMAO, speak for yourself g. I am perfectly normal.

Manny said...

I might have to do something nice for you g.

G-Man said...

I kinda like that..

Manny's Breakfast Bitch!

Has a ring to it..