Remember a few weeks back, I posted about how I was the worst Imer ever?
Well tonight I did the same damn thing, only I walked away from my own comment on my own blog. Honest! I wouldn't lie to any of you.
Here's what I think happened. I smoke and I was expecting a visitor the doesn't smoke. I was in here smoking, waiting on my visitor to show up. Because I was smoking and because it was so hot and balmy today, I had my puter room window and my front door open.
While typing my comment I heard what sounded like a car stuck on the ice, with a driver that didn't know crap about the whole rocking back and forth concept. I walk to my front door and yell: I don't have any salt left, but I have a shovel. The driver, jumped out of his car, (he was foriegn, middle eastern) and walked towards me. I said: I'll open the garage door.
Poor guy started chopping at the ice. The shovel I gave him was a yard shovel. I didn't want to chance him bending up my snow shovel.
Finally, after about 15 minute's of watching the guy chip away at the ice and not knowing how to do the 'back and forth' thing I walked out to his car. I said: I'll get behind the wheel and you push. Of course, being the experianced 'ice and snow' driver I am, I was able to get his car backed out to dry pavement.
Now in the morning when I leave for work, I'll have to back out over that same ice. If I get stuck, I'm gonna be pissed. My drive way is dry, but there is a concrete pad covered with ice that I'll have to drive over before I hit the street. I live on what is called a cove. I refer to it as a caldisac wanna be.
See, it's nothing personal. I guess I just don't multi task as good as I used to.
I have to add this, for g. SHIT ! SHIT ! SHIT! SHIT!
G, YOU HAPPY NOW?
RIGHT ON.
About Me
- Manny
- People think I eat men. This is a partial truth. I only eat men when they want me too. I never eat the innocent.
27 comments:
Experienced.
I do know how to spell a little bit.
If I got it wrong twice, don't anyone tell me. I would never be able to live it down.
G-I'm first!
When I want you to say something, you take off for days...DAMN!
Nice job on the stuck car.
See? I read your shit.
Because you are so frickin smart...And I love smart women....G
Bwwhahahahah!!! Manny you are hilarious!!! I can just picture you putting you cute little butt in that foreigner's car and taking control. You go girl!
Manny good for you on helping out. I have parked my car and run back a little over a block when someone I drove past was stuck. It was a big road and I did not want to be part of the problem. I think I planned it that was as he was almost all the way out by the time I got there.
I do not know what Manny is tal
Manny? How in the world can you possibly be single?
Nite Manny
Goode night Grace o
sign-He said: Thank you mam, thank you mam. He was pretty cute too, only way too young.
Barman-What I'm tal? I'm confused.
g-That's easy. I'm single because you and sign are both married already. That and I've developed zero tolerance in my old age.
The two biggest red flags for me are: Men with tempers and men that don't know how to manage their money.
Maybe someday I'll re-post about my ex husband-The pie eater. And no, it's not what you think.
ya know manny...many of us are getting older and...well it's easy to start forgetting stuff, like remembering to put underwear on, or where we parked our car, why we opened the refridge door or putting the milk in the cupboard or gapping out in the middle of a comment.
Maybe a vitamin or supplement like Geritol would help...heh heh heh
tc
Manny, that was just me disappearing in the middle of a comment. Sorry, I was making fun of you.
Awww...how nice are you to help him out. I probably would have sat there and watched him for about 1/2 hour laughing and then go out to see if he needed help....
Naw...I would have gone out there just like you did. You go girl! I SO don't miss that kind of crap!
OK, heres a thought. You could have had Jenn add me to your links when she changed your avatar.
But I guess I don't rate.
Thats cool Manny, Thats cool. I'ts all clear to me now.
Kidding of course...xoxx
Manny...don't listen to them...they don't know what they're talking about. Crazy old coots!
LMAO.....Now let me see...what was I doing? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
tc-I'm crushed.How is it that my fly boy could ever suggest I take ...geritol of all things.
Barman-Jeez! That went right over my head. I guess i deserved that one. *wink*
Jillie-I would have laughed at him, but I had to drive over that same ice this morning. I didn't want to take any chances.
g-I think I have another password linked to my blog roll. Either Crab or Milky e mailed it to me and I'm not sure if I kept it. I went on a deleting spree, but don't tell anyone. Sad thing is, a few of the folks on my roller thingy aren't even around anymore.
Maybe if we both make real nice with Sign, she'll agree to do it.
jillie-I'm not listening! LOL Since 40 is the new 30, i don't have anything to worry about.
Mmmmm, freshly ground and brewed starbucks! I love drinking coffee after work.
Manny,something is going to happen tonight that we had discussed doing a joint venture on. I really felt bad putting you out because you are so busy and work so hard. I think that maybe I asked too much of you and I'm terribly sorry. You are a great friend and i will always be your loyal whipping boy.
Please don't step on me!!
manny..now that you mention it, it was quite an insensitive comment and one I must say that was done while having a senior moment..my deepest apologies to the lovely and beautiful and...young manny.
did jillie call barman and g-man old coots?
You have never let me down, and never will. Don't ever say that again. OK, this is for the whole world to see!!!
If Manny pukes because of all the drinks that I buy her when she comes to Michigan....
I will hold her wretching head for her..
Signgurl is the only one I've ever said that to.
Now you too have that distinction.
I imposed upon you and I apologize. You are so sweet for trying.. xoxxxx
I should have tried harder. I just didn't seem to catch the right moment. I wanted too.
And when I come to Michigan, I will save the last dance for you and after we've danced, I will let you hold my head so I can puke good.
No, I will not puke because we have danced, but because I will have consumed way too many of signs 2.5 oz. jello shots after consuming Barmans .75oz jello shot's as appetizers.
And then, the next day, when we are all gathered in the lobby of our hotel, I will let you talk really really loud right next to my good ear. And I will look at you, but I won't say anything like:
G-shut the hell up already, or why are you still talking?
I wasn't finished. I was gonna try some more. Honest!
I'm going to bed now, but my dreams won't be sweet. They will be visions of how I let you down, but I will sleep just the same.
I did buy a bra and a set to match the girl below, lol! I just can't spend too much money when I'm only going to wear something for possibly only a week or two.
Will you dance with me too?
Manny!!!!!! I can't change your links because I don't have that password. Sorry.
Good Night Manny xox
Good Night Grace o
I have some flowers for you on my site :)
40 is the new 30? Alright then! I guess I'm only "35" again....lol! Oh man, if that's the case, there's trouble on the way....WATCH OUT!!!
Jello shots? Oooooooo...I loves the jello shots! Our neighbor always brings them over for our parties. Hmmmm...that gives me an idea for next weeks HNT.
Hope your having a good day missy!
You hate me!
Sign- Good for you. I know you won't be wearing them long, but damn it! You have come so far, you deserve freely with each size.
I tried telling g you couldn't change my roller thingy cuz you don't have the pass word. I think I might have delted it.
Mone-I used to have them same flowers. Thanks babe, they are awsome.
g-I love you man. I could never hate you. I let you down and I'm sorry. If you have someone that is able to take my place in our "crime spree" Please do it. I don't expect you to wait on me forever.
Jillie-It's all over the place. 40 is the new 30. it turns out, the 30's don't know what to do with it cuz they are all freaked out over being 30. Little do they know, we are right here to take their place. LOL
Actually, It might just be people are living longer, but I like my explanation better.
i'm confused, this isn't kansas anymore?
where's toto?
Manny!!!!!!!
I had your blogrolling password sent to you. If you forward it to me, I'll change your links so G will quite whining.
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