1-To get all of my shopping finished between the hours of 9 a.m. and 3 p.m.
2-Not to drive slow in the fast lane during rush hour.
3-In fact, I will not drive anywhere for anything between the hours of 4 p.m. and 6 p.m.
4-Call your business and keep you on the phone for 30 minutes because I'm bored.
5-Try to make you feel sorry for me cuz I'm old and stuff. That should be easy since I will be retired with full benefits at age 55.
6-I will not smell like cabbage or whatever that odor is. I can't put my finger on it.
7-I will blog more often and post more funny things.
8-Comment eveywhere in blogland.
9-I will not feel sorry for you. I will simply tell you "Sometime's life is a bitch, so just get over
it."
10-If you are crying, I will not hand you a used tissue.
11-Order my "I'm retired so just leave me the hell alone" Sign from...Sign of course.
12-Visit g's dealership and test drive all the Corvette's at least once a week.
I am still working on my 'Promise' list. I better get it done because I only have 10 years and one week left.
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Manny, by the time your 55, I'll be 80!
I could be your dad!
You'd look good behind the wheel of a Vette!
Of course you'd look good in anything...G
But will you still be working?
Yeah, I'll still be working!
So Manny, you just staying in the house and drinking vodka for 3 straight days?
No Mexican tonight?
Passed out already?
Good Night Manny xx
Good Night Grace o
Good Morning g. No I'm not staying in the house drinking vodka for 3 days and I didn't have any dinner.
Today Squirrel and I are heading to Easton Mall to see a movie and eat. Her birthday is tomorrow and this is what's she want's to do. I may be in luck, I don't think they have chinese buffet's there. LOL
I'm hoping to track down some salt cuz we are expecting some freezing rain later this evening.
I hope you already got her present Manny. Or else you'll have to ditch her for a while.
Feeling OK?
You did'nt really ralph did you? You were teasing?
Good Mornin my little Starbuck Queen!
damn you are up early! I slept in til 6 which is quite a feat for me.:)
Man did you nail these.
I think the smell you are referring to is moth balls.
why do they put their stuff in mothballs? hello this is 2007, when's the last time you found a moth in your closet? moths don't like polyester.
I thought g-man was already 80.
You guys know what mothballs smell like?
How'd you get their furry little legs apart?
g-I gave her her presents last week. We were shopping and I kept asking her:
"Which one do you like best?"
She'd answer and I put it in the cart. When we left the store, I handed her a bag with 3 itmes in it and said, "Happy Birthday, I didn't have time to wrap them." LOL
No I didn't ralph, but the story about I-70 in the blizzard is true.
tc-I don't dare sleep my days off away. I am one person with much to accomplish. Of course I'll be taking a nap later this evening.
I just had my nap...with wifey of course..heh heh heh
g-man..that is all done by illegal immigrants at the moth ball factory.
Manny, This is the most boring blog day that I have ever seen
Good Night Manny xx
Good Night Grace o
Mornin baby!
Starbucks?
It's brewing.
Sorry you had a boring blog day. Just wait till spring and summer. Blogger get's way slow then.
Thats ok, my fingers are getting tired. Plus I'm on the bike in all my spare time.
did you buy me anything when you went out yesterday?
I like toys and stuff!
oh and a Carmen Electra workout video would be nice.
tc
Sorry, I was posting new.
Yea, i hope to be out dorrs whne Spring finally hits.
tc-I did. Some nice fresh catnip. Grace was stoned all night.
I'd love to get stoned with grace, we could listen to the Stray Cats and eat munchies.
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