After a long, hard week I spent last night pampering myself. A long, hot, bubble bath, facial mask, nails, eyebrows and of course trimming my nose hair. As much as I hate to admit it, I do have nose hair.
Squirrel bought me a beauty kit for Christmas containing a brand new nose hair trimmer. I take it from the box, turn it on and get started. Well, the dumb thing stopped working. WTF? I couldn't get it to turn back on. Here I sit, one nostril all nice and trimmed and the other not so trimmed. I had no other choice, but to braid it. It doesn't look so bad, in fact, it's rather attractive. I'm thinking about adding highlights. Maybe I'll start a new trend or something.
I would have posted a picture, but didn't want anyone to get all jealous and stuff.
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Why don't ya put some nair up there? That'll get her done. ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
I thought about that. It's either Nair or cuticle clipper's. I don't know if my hands are steady enough for those tiny, razor sharp clippers.
LOL, that could be a whole other post.
Mornin Manny
I'm here to tell you that I would be your nose hair bitch!
I'd have a real comfy chair that tilts way back so that you could relax. I would have any music playing that you like. I'd have one of those masks, that cover your eyes so that you could be in a total state of serenity. Then I would remove those nasty nostril blockers individually, cleanly, and painlessly.
Now the rest of the fur that grows on your beautiful Buckeye body, is your responsibility.
I would do that for you Manny..G
You could always bead the nose hairs for that rhastafarian look.
Jenn, Jenn, Jenn,
That is TOTALLY some wise-ass remark that I would say.
I'm trying to stay on her good side for awhile, so I'm being all nicey nice and shit.
Because that is me....Mr. Nicey Nice!
Or is it Ms. Nicey Nice? I keep forgetting.
g-You can be my nose hair bitch.
sign-what if the beads block my breathing? I would suffocate. Imagine how crab and squirrel would feel if they came in here and found me all dead and stuff with beads up my nostril.
On second thought, that would teach squirrel for buying me cheap ass nose hair trimmer's. LOL
g-Mr. and mrs. nicey nice. Right
What is it with your family, and sticking weird shit up your nose?
Like your sister.."I don't know how that apricot got up there"..
But you'd look hot!
you should save the clippings and put them in a box and after years you could roll them into a ball and get on the News and stuff.
New post on Michigan Bloggers that needs your input.
TC, I just threw up in my head from that comment.
Gman, no need to worry, the vomit didn't escape, except my verbal vomit.
g-We are one of a kind, that's for sure.
tc-Do you think I could sell them on E-Bay?
sign-I'm on my way.
You could color it to match the holidays...start your own "manny color of the month" club or something.
You could also grow some hair out of the ears to really make a fashion statement....
Just be careful for those REALLY cold days so you don't freeze that nose hair and break it by stepping on it or something.
Where'd you go to eat at..
Wapakonetta?
Sorry bout the dinner crack Manny...Lima?
Seriously though, this is Saturday,your really hungry,No Manny, not the Chinese Buffet?
Hmmm, You know they got this place here called the Fortune Buffet, and they have frog legs, and Chilean Sea Bass on the deal. It's also a Mongolian BB-Q and the price is 8.99. Hmmm
See you later, I'm sure you won't miss me.
Along with the nose hair...you just have to make sure there are no "bats in the cave" (boogers)
LOL
Chinese Buffet!
...But I maintained well.
Nothing fried
Lots of brocoli
Sushi
Steamed mussels
Damn good
I know...
Good Night Manny o>
Good Night Grace o
manny DEFINITELY a sellable item on e-bay.
I think g-man's making moves on my gal Grace, move over mooseboy!
Trust me TC, I cover my antlers when I knock on the door of the Mann-Eater. I value my life. I've seen her in action!
Although I think that my cat Beaver would like Grace, he's got no twigs and berries...moot point.
Mornin Manny
Up and around?
Can I get you a HOT refreshing cup of Tim Horton's? I'm going out soon to get my Super Bowl dip crap, I'll stop if you like, no bother.
tc-I can't believe some of the crap I see on e bay. I asked my surgeon if I could have my gall bladder so I could sell it...He said NO! I bet someone would have bought it.
g-Good Morning to you. I just poured my first cup of freshly ground starbucks, morning blend.
Did you post you dip recipe? You know, I used to post recipe's when I couldn't think of new post's. Yes, stop by and bring you dip. I like the white corn tortillas the best.
Hey you 2. My Grace is pure!
She doesn't mess aroung with cat's that can't tell one feline from another.
Manny. Oh my God! I do have a gall bladder in a jar, that I bought from some Buckeye doctor off of E-Bay. It's my little piece of Manny (maybe)!
As far as the dip recipe's go.......YES!
I POSTED THEM!!
Damn woman! How thick was that curtain you were behind anyway? My previous recent posts titled "Dip..Shit", and "Tag..I'm it", each contain a party dip recipe'! But I don't expect you to bother with going back and reading them. I know your busy doing something constructive.
Besides, I like Grace. If she's stayed with you for years without running away, that is....
" SOME CAT "!!
Mornin Manny.....
g- I read them. I was just seeing if you were paying attention.
I hang on every word you type.
God, now I'm going to change my name like Crab,
Angst-Man! Nervous-Nelly!
That was a very sweet to say Manny, and I do know why. Thats why I take all the shit you throw my way.....gladly.
You are good Manny.
Nice recovery.
By appealing to my ego, you nearly had me convinced....It does'nt matter, I'll always be forever loyal to you..G
My mother didn't tell me about grooming your girl parts either.
Good Night Manny o>
Good Night Grace o
You know manny...there was a guy at our party yesterday that had MAJOR nose AND ear hair and all I could think of was YOU...with the rasta nose braids hanging out of your nostril and ME...trying hard not to laugh....
Grace is beautiful..ahhhhhhhhhh
TC, you are neutered, right?
signgurl..I think the proper term is FIXED!
Grace just doesn't roll like that.
She is a very refined kitty.
Yes she is(pets Grace)
Good Night Manny ox
Good Night Grace o
Thanks Manny
Nite Manny x
Nite Grace o
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