Wednesday, March 28, 2007

MY HORRIBLE SCOPE FOR TODAY

The chart that came with the following refused to download...or upload. Believe me, it wasn't pretty. I don't believe in horrible scopes, but this one sort of fit today.

Mars Square Venus
Mar 27, 2007 to Mar 29, 2007

You're a loaded weapon right now. True, you can't officially be set on 'stun' -- but you could certainly wipe out an entire offending species, if you so choose.


I have my dishes prepared for tomorrows retirement party. While I hate to see Miss E. leave, I have to admit she has been an emotional drain on me over the years, especially since my promotion seeins how I can't just send her away anymore. Geez! She's old school and get's confused sometimes.

You all know I have some very interesting conversations at work. Please answer the following,

Question: Socks. Do you match them with your shoes or your pants?

My view on something else. Never, ever, ever, wear white shoes with black stockings. Ladies please, this looks stupid as hell. However, you can wear black shoes with white stockings, but you may not want to wear white stockings.

Another note to the ladies. It's called a pedicure! If you insist on wearing open toed shoes, please have your little piggies attended too. If you need a referal, ask me. I'll send you to see my girl Anna, and for a mere $15.00, she'll hook you up. She'll even sit you in a chair that massages and soak your tootsies in a whirpool tub. She also uses a nice salt scrub on your legs so they be all smooth and stuff for days.

There you have it. I am now going to take my happy behind along with my attitude to bed.

Peace Out!

15 comments:

G-Man said...

Manny!!!

G-Man said...

Hahahahahaha!

I don't think I've ever been 1st before!

Ugly Feet should never be displayed...EVER!

You have an attitude??
xoxoxoxoxox

Manny said...

I don't think I have an attitude.


Damn it!

G-Man said...

Manny, I love your attitude....and YOU!!
Thats what makes you the
Man-Eater!!

Good Night Manny xo
Good Night Grace o

SignGurl said...

You should always match your panty hose to your shoes. I can't stand white shoes with black socks OR the reverse. It makes your legs look bigger even if you have nice legs.

Your socks should match both your pants and your shoes but if you must choose one over the other, match socks to shoes.

I'm a plethera of knowledge today.

I brought back your bra and panties. I was worried that G-man or Barman might do something perverted with them.

barman said...

I thought you were suppose to match your socks to your panties. Oh dear God I just had a terrible thought. My brother in law never wears socks. Ahhhhh!!!!! It hurts, make it stop. MAKE IT STOP!

Me do something perverted, never ... as far as you know. ;)

If you are a loaded weapon I hope you do not go off on anyone.

Anonymous said...

Do they color charts for this stuff? cause I'm confused.
Well I'm a man so I'm supposed to be confused so I guess that's ok.:)
tc

jillie said...

MANNY...

A little FYI (I just can't stop being the nurse) don't use those whirlpool tubs for your pedicure. They can't disinfect or sanitize those WITHOUT tearing them apart every single time. Lost of bacteria and fungus grow in those. I have seen some pretty gross and nasty infections that come from those.

OK...I'm done now

HOW YOU BE GIRL??? Work still crazy?

G-Man said...

SignGurl...
Your concerns are quite accurate....

jillie said...

I'm thinking that barman or g-man might be wearing your bra as ear muffs...LMAO

G-Man said...

Good Night Manny xo
Good Night Grace o

Anonymous said...

Have a nice relaxing Friday night manny.
tc :)

G-Man said...

Manny!!!
G-Mans calling you baby!
Three day Week- end is at hand...
Ready to Party??

Manny said...

Man, I haven't left any comments here.

g-My only question right now is, should I get a 6 pack or a twelve? LOL

TC-You rock dude!

Barman-You're welcome.

Jillie-Eeeek! I have one scheduled for tomorrow.

sign-It was your bra...and my panties. I would say they touched, but I don't want to get g all worked up. LMAO

I got jokes!

SignGurl said...

Manny, I miss you! Please come out and play.