It's no secret that I get ticked at those who feel they need to be on their phones while driving. It wouldn't bother me so much if they could actually drive while talking, You know pay attention to the road, keep up with traffic or even bother to use a turn signal.
There have been many times I just wanted to grab their phone, throw it on the ground, stomp on it and then simply tell them...At least you'll have something to talk about on your next phone.
Not to mention the idiots in the grocery store line who feel they need to argue with 'their special' someone loud enough for all to hear. I just want to grab that phone, break it into tiny bits and tell them....Don't worry, by the time you get to the phone store to replace this one, your sweetie will have had time to cool off and they might just let you pay their rent. LOL
Here's what I do when people are on their phones disrupting my day out. I get close to them and start talking really loud and making all kinds of noise. They put their finger in their ear and say into the phone....What? I couldn't hear you. That's funny because I could hear them just fine. Turn down the volume dummy! And get the hell out from in front of the fudge pops! I want to buy fudge pops and you're blocking my way while you stand there asking that man why he doesn't answer your calls anymore. Ask me! I can tell you why! Dummy!!!!!
And my favorite...2 girls on the phone. Volume up as loud as it will go and they're just ripping another 'friend' to shreds with their words. I want to say...Look at you own tore up from the floor up self. And it's called a pedicure! Take them crusty old, polished chipped dogs home and cover them up.
I hate the phone. I pay 2 phone bills every month and yet, I hate talking on the phone.
Dumb sentences running together again.
Happy Saturday.
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That my dear, is one of my biggest pet peeves!!
Wow, Manny....
You hit on something that also bothers me...
UGLY FEET!
If you have bad feet, sometomes thats not a persons fault, but at least you don't have to openly display the disgust!
First of all, guys that wear flip flops in public? I wanna bitch slap em! A real man should only wear them at the beach, in the shower, or at a pool.
PERIOD!
Secondly, Manny's right..
If you display those ugly piggies, at least get some dollor store polish...
Good Morning Ranting Wild Woman...
No coffee yet I see..
Good Job Baby! xoxox
g-Good morning to you. I've had 3 cups already. Got up early. Have many many projects to start and hopefully finish.
The biggest one will be stripping the wallpaper off my kitchen walls. I have talked about this for a year now. Today could very well be the day. My only fear is...I'm thinking the previous owners painting over some.
Nothing big planned for Easter. Squirrel is on call, but hoping she'll be left alone tomorrow.
Men and flip flops. Not a good thing. Also, men listen up. Stop wearing speedos! They make you look...well, not so good. When we ladies spot you in speedos, we make fun of you. We take your pictures and blog them for the world to see.
Going to tan now. cya later.
Manny, feel better now? Deep breaths...in.......and out. In.....and out.
Your forgot cell phone talkers in restaurants. Not that I'm trying to get you going again but....just sayin. LOL!
crab-LOL, how could I have forget that one? Not to worry, I feel much better now.
Attention all commenters!
You all have my permission to ask me what I have accomplished come Monday night. If I can not answer honestly and show pictures of the proof, you can all dog me out.
Well, not all of you. Only the ones in my click. I didn't know I was in a click, but signgurl told me I was the other night and she's the boss.
Now I'm not talking about routine house cleaning. That is a must every week. I'm talking stripping wallpaper, cleaning out my junk room, cleaning the garage or anything along those lines.
Damn straight we are a click! What else do you call a group of people that congregate together getting to know gritty little secrets?
I hope you have a fabulous holiday!
OK so next time I see you we will I will need to have a speedo on with flip flops... got it. You know that would make you go blind.
Cell phones, how about trying this. Ask the person questions about what they are talking about. Get into their conversation. I bet they would hate that and maybe even go elsewhere. That could be fun if they did not kill you first.
goooooood morning manny!
I too hate people who talk loud while in restaurants or stores, I start talking loud around them too.
Another one I hate is when the light changes to green and they are talking on the phone and don't notice or when you are going down the on ramp and they are on the phone and going slow..people you need to get off the damn phone and merge at a normal speed.
I have to remove the wallpaper in the kitchen too but I'm gonna wait a bit longer for it to get warm so I can have the windows open.
Have a great weekend.
If loving and adoring you is part of your click, then I'm in baby.:)
tc
sign-Right on.
Barman-I double dog dare ya.
tc-Why didn't you bring up the open window 5 minutes ago? I could have put it off again. Too late, I have scored and sprayed. I have taken before pictures to post and there had better be some after pictures to post. I can wait for the painting, but the wall paper is going now!
I HATE WALLPAPER!
I HATE WALLPAPER!!
I HATE WALLPAPER!!!
I HATE WALLPAPER!!!!
I HATE WALLPAPER!!!!!
I HATE WALLPAPER!!!!!!
I HATE WALLPAPER!!!!!!!
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