DEAR IRS

This letter is to inform you that I have generated my check made payable to you, placed it in a stamped envelope and will be mailing it on the 17th. Not the 16th., but the 17th.

Please understand, I realize it is just your job to harrass single white females with no children to deduct and I'm not holding it against you. I expect you will all be talking about me while standing out in the cold taking your smoke break. Guess what? I don't care. I will not be talking about you on my smoke break. Just the oposite. I will be taking my happy arse upstairs to payroll and claiming 9 deductions for the next five month's. Please note that I will not forget to change it back to zero and am planning on breaking even for the 2007 tax year. I don't need a refund. What I need is all my money every payday because I live in one of the highest taxed states in this great country. Sales tax, city tax, state tax, property tax, federal tax, tax on water, phone, etc... Taxed to the max, Sam I am.

Perhaps in the future, you might consider giving us single folks a tax break like you do the foreignors who come in and start businesses at my expense. I would love to open a tanning/coffee/bait/craft store. Nothing too big, just a place where I can sell worms and my dolls houses. My doll houses have electricity just incase you would now like to tax them. By electricity, I mean white christmas lights. I guess I could switch them out to the battery kind, but I prefer plugging them in.

Also, my job has me working 4, 10 hour days just in case you would like to tax that as well. I'm not bitter, just an honest, over tax paying single white female.

Hugs and Hairpulls,
Manny