MEAN STREAK

I was told today that I have a mean streak. WHATEVER! I don't really give a shit.

I guess it all started this past weekend. My boss and I switched days off this week and I have decided I HATE WORKING MONDAYS!

All I wanted to do is shuffle the files up and use the garden hose on everyone.

We have implemented a few new requirements at work. Actually they are not so new, we could have been doing it along, but now it's mandatory. So this grown man was on the phone with an employee crying like a little girl. That's right, his punk ass was crying real hard. That's when I found myself taking much pleasure in telling him that...No! I will not waive this requirement. What's that? The city is charging you a fine? Big deal! What about the poor guy you're trying to get for $10,000 in storage fees? What about his tears?!!! Oh the cry baby didn't want to hear that. WHATEVER! Have a nice day.

Sent in an Email...------Please see the attached e mail that C sent out last week concerning cell phone usage. Hang the EF up! Tee hee he he he he he he

What did you want to talk about? What's that? Can't get all your work done and the new phone system is a drag? Big effin deal! Hang your cell phone up, sit down and work! Tee hee he he he

What's that? you spent the last 20 minutes downstairs with a lobby customer? That's funny, I went down looking for you and you were nowhere to be found. Please show me the 20 minutes worth of work you completed for him. Tee hee he he he he

Bitch from you know where and enjoying every minute of it. Tee Hee he he he he he he

I HATE EVERYONE! cept for you bloggers.

Oh yea, where's the dollar you owe me???? What? Do I have first freekin national written all over my forehead? Gimme my money!

I feel so much better now.

Peace!

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